Socially Yours!!

Holy Heavens Bless the men behind the idea of Social Networking,you can do anything,and stupidity does not cost money does it!

From "Wow its raining in January"to
"I do not want to live"!! You can utter practically anything here and even be liked for it!

If you can swallow it(which folks like me and you are doing since the facebooking era) there's more:

You need a friend and so you can find and chat anybody accross those seven continents!You found one? She 's adorable, liked a few "awesome"pics, commented like the the greatest thinker,and what next??

You are into a whole-hearted chat blessing the makers of this whole-thing" and deep-down feeling manly satisfaction in your "abilities" to connect- The Dream Goes On!!

My dear lonely friend, before you start thinking of ways to convice your parents... Wait here 's the other side!

Far away from you on the other end there too is a chair, a monitor, a keyboard with fingers chatting on with you..And a person with the same system of Harmones as You!!!

Sorry for interfering with your lovely dreams, but this thing has become a common pass-time for some usually in our part of the world-The Subcontinent.Altough I do not get what exactly they benefit from this whole thing,but it is Happening!

So before your Angelina turns an" "angel",Devika" transforms into "Dev",or "Allia " suddenly is "Ali"

Be Careful, but not to worry, switch off the computer, try a real life relationship.

Optional: You can also curse the makers of Sometimes Unsocial, Social Media and the chatting thing!.

Good Luck!

© Kapil Singh.

Little Geniuses : A word on kids today, yours Offcourse!

Research shows kids tend to have an increasing IQ generation by generation. Goodness Me! What sort of research is that? These people get mentioned for anything,even I could have told you that!! The 3 foot "experiment apparatus "on which this research was conducted is ofcourse smarter than we are! 30 years back the odd job these kids could do was merely to fetch bread, eggs, toffees and that sort of stuff from a nearby(and usually nearer to the other world) shopkeeper!But today these guyz and galz have jobs like changing wallpapers, ringtones, saving numbers, screwing the internet for their peers and the list goes on!! Probably its not their fault, screaming in hospital room, after their first entry into this place called "world "the first thing they see is a camera ready to take their pictures! " Honey,take a good picture and tag all the family members,we have got a lovely baby, and dont forget my aunt " With no sense of privacy and such limited vocabulary these newbies obviously  cannot do anything about it!! So the next time you see those kiddies surfing youtube, setting a ringtone, or literally screwing your phone, Do not be surprised, Who are you to challenge the researchers! Have Fun.as i go and search wikipedia and satisfy my 3 year niece on "why is the nasty beep sound there in the movies. © Kapil Singh.