Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, 28 March 2013

Man Rights!

Yes you are not mistaken,the tiltle says what you read.Tons of Ngo's, Newspapers, Organizations and Seminars advocate woman rights to the "greatest " extent, so I thought lets write about the opposite.

Well it may seem stupid if Men start demading for their rights but why not,why all the rights and the whole race of sympathetic terms of the English(and other) languages only reserved for women?

From a local bus stand, to an international airport, from a bank queve to a coaching class!Women are awarded more then their rights that too by the men.

This "COMMODITYISM" is more prevalent on the asian soil.For example  uptil now i have failed to understand any piece of logic behind LADIES FIRST! What for??

The Feminine creed also is overwhelmed and benefits  by some of very unneccesary rules and norms.

And if you still have no idea of what Iam talking about better ask a married man in your neighborhood!

And if you belong to the testosterone class you better carry on your work, because their is nothing and perhaps will ever be anything like man rights!!

Perhaps someday equality is established and commodityism ends.

No Gender bias Intended!!

Comments Welcomed.

© Kapil Singh.

Monday, 25 March 2013

Socially Yours!!

Holy Heavens Bless the men behind the idea of Social Networking,you can do anything,and stupidity does not cost money does it!

From "Wow its raining in January"to
"I do not want to live"!! You can utter practically anything here and even be liked for it!

If you can swallow it(which folks like me and you are doing since the facebooking era) there's more:

You need a friend and so you can find and chat anybody accross those seven continents!You found one? She 's adorable, liked a few "awesome"pics, commented like the the greatest thinker,and what next??

You are into a whole-hearted chat blessing the makers of this whole-thing" and deep-down feeling manly satisfaction in your "abilities" to connect- The Dream Goes On!!

My dear lonely friend, before you start thinking of ways to convice your parents... Wait here 's the other side!

Far away from you on the other end there too is a chair, a monitor, a keyboard with fingers chatting on with you..And a person with the same system of Harmones as You!!!

Sorry for interfering with your lovely dreams, but this thing has become a common pass-time for some usually in our part of the world-The Subcontinent.Altough I do not get what exactly they benefit from this whole thing,but it is Happening!

So before your Angelina turns an" "angel",Devika" transforms into "Dev",or "Allia " suddenly is "Ali"

Be Careful, but not to worry, switch off the computer, try a real life relationship.

Optional: You can also curse the makers of Sometimes Unsocial, Social Media and the chatting thing!.

Good Luck!

© Kapil Singh.